In case you are wondering, Dixie, the fluffy corgi on the left, is the security officer. Don't let her sweet face fool you. She can detect illicit activity of any kind, or, if things are too dull, make some up. Nothing, from the 1/2 mile away train to the hapless laggard squirrels in the backyard, escape her notice.
Ben, the wee red-haired lad on the right, is head of PR. He goes to all Celtic events with me, endures the cannon fire and ignores the bagpipes. But he eagerly greets every single person with enthusiasm bordering on bad manners. He even held up the checkout line at the local pet store yesterday, performing trick after trick- as long as the treats held out.
Yes, they both can be bribed.